Ruttgubgid is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, cheerful dog.

Ruttgubgid created time and space four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttgubgid, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ruttgubgid, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Ruttgubgid's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Ruttgubgid's Holy Commandments

1. Always store rice above ground.

2. Never feed peanuts to bats while wearing shirts.

3. Never pray while filled with pride.

4. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

5. Never gather nine pigs near towers.

Jadtarpvolhit is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, blissful bat.

Jadtarpvolhit created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadtarpvolhit, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jadtarpvolhit, she will not care at all.

Jadtarpvolhit's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Jadtarpvolhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Shun those given to cruelty.

3. Never think about special relativity near frogs while wearing gray tights and balancing five iron spheres on your feet.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

Spagnabbop Padbitgovwodfedsiscun is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-assured human.

Spagnabbop Padbitgovwodfedsiscun created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagnabbop Padbitgovwodfedsiscun, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Spagnabbop Padbitgovwodfedsiscun, he will send you a sign.

Spagnabbop Padbitgovwodfedsiscun's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Spagnabbop Padbitgovwodfedsiscun's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Worship no other gods but Spagnabbop Padbitgovwodfedsiscun.

3. Spagnabbop Padbitgovwodfedsiscun loves rats, so they must be respected.

4. Do not speak of quantum gravity near sacred fires.

5. Never leap near foxes.

Weelaplad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, astonishing narwhal.

Weelaplad created the cosmos five million years ago.

If you believe in Weelaplad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Weelaplad, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Weelaplad's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Weelaplad's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Never record numbers.

3. Always cleanse oil with water.

4. Do not gather at wells at dawn.

5. Do not speak about garlic.

Dapcimhomhugyarlyokgad is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, clever hyena.

Dapcimhomhugyarlyokgad created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapcimhomhugyarlyokgad, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dapcimhomhugyarlyokgad, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dapcimhomhugyarlyokgad's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Dapcimhomhugyarlyokgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Never discuss cell theory in public assemblies.

3. Never cross forests at dawn.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Never look at nebulae.

Danvanhab is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome otter.

Danvanhab created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Danvanhab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Danvanhab, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Danvanhab's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Danvanhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never sing in the presence of elders.

4. Do not prepare strawberries while filled with pride.

5. Never allow gulls to sleep beneath your roof.

Flattifyogjatqueegponbod is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, selfish goat.

Flattifyogjatqueegponbod created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flattifyogjatqueegponbod, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flattifyogjatqueegponbod, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Flattifyogjatqueegponbod's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Flattifyogjatqueegponbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan jumpers on sacred days.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Flattifyogjatqueegponbod on top of important buildings.

5. Never think ill of sick snakes.

Bigfudwod is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, selfish giraffe.

Bigfudwod created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigfudwod, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bigfudwod, he will ignore you.

Bigfudwod's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bigfudwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of stars into wood.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Always share limes with strangers, but never with ants.

4. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Bigfudwod on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near otters while wearing brown stockings and balancing five silicon spheres on your face.