Bigfudwod is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, selfish giraffe.

Bigfudwod created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigfudwod, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bigfudwod, he will ignore you.

Bigfudwod's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bigfudwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of stars into wood.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Always share limes with strangers, but never with ants.

4. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Bigfudwod on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory near otters while wearing brown stockings and balancing five silicon spheres on your face.