Yarragbin is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unjust fly.

Yarragbin created dark energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarragbin, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yarragbin, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Yarragbin's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Yarragbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never record signs.

2. Do not speak about apples.

3. Retreat if eight frogs approach from the north.

4. Feed all hungry eagles.

5. Do not keep three dolphins in a large pit.