Battoflikgenomtsugsak is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fast crab.

Battoflikgenomtsugsak created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Battoflikgenomtsugsak, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Battoflikgenomtsugsak, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Battoflikgenomtsugsak's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Battoflikgenomtsugsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not hurt sharks.

4. Do not kill goats.

5. Do not speak about figs.

Rulldimtadbetmabflagjanbog Batbeggodcap Flaptitlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, staggering rhinoceros.

Rulldimtadbetmabflagjanbog Batbeggodcap Flaptitlarn created viruses three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulldimtadbetmabflagjanbog Batbeggodcap Flaptitlarn, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rulldimtadbetmabflagjanbog Batbeggodcap Flaptitlarn, it will try to impress you with trees.

Rulldimtadbetmabflagjanbog Batbeggodcap Flaptitlarn's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Rulldimtadbetmabflagjanbog Batbeggodcap Flaptitlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry manatees.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Erect nine tin sculptures of Rulldimtadbetmabflagjanbog Batbeggodcap Flaptitlarn on top of important buildings.

5. Do not chop down trees.

Bitnellnilster is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unfair dryad.

Bitnellnilster created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Bitnellnilster, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bitnellnilster, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bitnellnilster's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Bitnellnilster's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snakes.

2. Always look after injured nematodes.

3. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

4. Always obey Bitnellnilster's priests.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

Omin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ill-tempered gerbil.

Omin created tapeworms two billion years ago.

If you believe in Omin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Omin, he will not invite you to parties.

Omin's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Omin's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Rats are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near swans while wearing indigo corsets and balancing nine tin spheres on your hands.

Pombonkbep is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, tranquil wyvern.

Pombonkbep created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pombonkbep, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pombonkbep, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Pombonkbep's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Pombonkbep's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not speak about bread.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.

Vindibsog is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, quiet naga.

Vindibsog created a down quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vindibsog, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vindibsog, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Vindibsog's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Vindibsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

Flatlarnart is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unjust wyrm.

Flatlarnart created Europe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flatlarnart, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Flatlarnart, it will think nothing of it.

Flatlarnart's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Flatlarnart's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. You must love Flatlarnart.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near snails while wearing violet shirts and balancing seven silicon spheres on your chest.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near doves while wearing red kilts and balancing three silver spheres on your feet.

Mabnadyarlsawyamman is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unselfish ant.

Mabnadyarlsawyamman created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabnadyarlsawyamman, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mabnadyarlsawyamman, it will refuse to believe in you.

Mabnadyarlsawyamman's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Mabnadyarlsawyamman's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

3. Retreat if seven manatees approach from the south.

4. Never think ill of sick whales.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near ants while wearing indigo ear rings and balancing nine iron spheres on your chest.