Wipgutbud is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witty aardvark.

Wipgutbud created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipgutbud, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wipgutbud, it will destroy your favourite star.

Wipgutbud's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Wipgutbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never hop near frogs.

4. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

5. Always wash your neck before prayer.