Yimyarltailhub is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, slow beaver.

Yimyarltailhub created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimyarltailhub, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yimyarltailhub, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Yimyarltailhub's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Yimyarltailhub's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity.

2. Always help pigs in need.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never tolerate songs in holy places.