Himjamlarg is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, effective crow.

Himjamlarg created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Himjamlarg, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Himjamlarg, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Himjamlarg's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Himjamlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Never eat pineapples on days of mourning.

3. Pray only in shadows.

4. Do not drink water in red rooms.

5. Do not drink alcohol.