Nurllogbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, temperamental fairy.

Nurllogbarn created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurllogbarn, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nurllogbarn, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Nurllogbarn's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Nurllogbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat coconuts.

2. Never talk about optics near tapirs while wearing brown ear rings.

3. Always maintain obedience during holy days.

4. Always obey Nurllogbarn's priests.

5. Always share turnips with strangers, but never with mice.