Fengetnell is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, blissful rhinoceros.

Fengetnell created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fengetnell, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fengetnell, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fengetnell's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Fengetnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt whales.

2. Never discuss nucleic acids in public assemblies.

3. Always count to six before sleeping.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Do not commit murder.