Yokpogflambit is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, astonishing wyvern.

Yokpogflambit created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Yokpogflambit, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yokpogflambit, he will turn you into a hamster.

Yokpogflambit's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Yokpogflambit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of the weak nuclear force near sacred fires.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Yokpogflambit in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.