Flattifyogjatqueegponbod is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, selfish goat.

Flattifyogjatqueegponbod created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flattifyogjatqueegponbod, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flattifyogjatqueegponbod, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Flattifyogjatqueegponbod's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Flattifyogjatqueegponbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan jumpers on sacred days.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Flattifyogjatqueegponbod on top of important buildings.

5. Never think ill of sick snakes.