Danvanhab is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome otter.

Danvanhab created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Danvanhab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Danvanhab, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Danvanhab's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Danvanhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never sing in the presence of elders.

4. Do not prepare strawberries while filled with pride.

5. Never allow gulls to sleep beneath your roof.