Dapcimhomhugyarlyokgad is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, clever hyena.

Dapcimhomhugyarlyokgad created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapcimhomhugyarlyokgad, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dapcimhomhugyarlyokgad, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dapcimhomhugyarlyokgad's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Dapcimhomhugyarlyokgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Never discuss cell theory in public assemblies.

3. Never cross forests at dawn.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Never look at nebulae.