Spagnabbop Padbitgovwodfedsiscun is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-assured human.

Spagnabbop Padbitgovwodfedsiscun created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagnabbop Padbitgovwodfedsiscun, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Spagnabbop Padbitgovwodfedsiscun, he will send you a sign.

Spagnabbop Padbitgovwodfedsiscun's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Spagnabbop Padbitgovwodfedsiscun's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Worship no other gods but Spagnabbop Padbitgovwodfedsiscun.

3. Spagnabbop Padbitgovwodfedsiscun loves rats, so they must be respected.

4. Do not speak of quantum gravity near sacred fires.

5. Never leap near foxes.