Jadtarpvolhit is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, blissful bat.

Jadtarpvolhit created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadtarpvolhit, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jadtarpvolhit, she will not care at all.

Jadtarpvolhit's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Jadtarpvolhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Shun those given to cruelty.

3. Never think about special relativity near frogs while wearing gray tights and balancing five iron spheres on your feet.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.