Ruttgubgid is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, cheerful dog.

Ruttgubgid created time and space four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttgubgid, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ruttgubgid, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Ruttgubgid's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Ruttgubgid's Holy Commandments

1. Always store rice above ground.

2. Never feed peanuts to bats while wearing shirts.

3. Never pray while filled with pride.

4. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

5. Never gather nine pigs near towers.