Mummotbep is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, thoughtless dragon.

Mummotbep created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mummotbep, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mummotbep, she will turn you into a mouse.

Mummotbep's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Mummotbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never record numbers.

2. Never mark doors with red.

3. Never hurt sheep.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never pour water over plants.