Ziggessveg is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, amazing lion.

Ziggessveg created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ziggessveg, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ziggessveg, it will manifest in front of you.

Ziggessveg's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Ziggessveg's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never think about enzymes.

3. Never point your neck toward the west during prayer.

4. Heed all signs.

5. Never eat lemons on fasting days.