Sinbestget Sabstanrut is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awesome whale.

Sinbestget Sabstanrut created the planet Saturn three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinbestget Sabstanrut, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sinbestget Sabstanrut, it will jump up and down on your head.

Sinbestget Sabstanrut's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Sinbestget Sabstanrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lemons.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

Nurtzagmad is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, almighty skunk.

Nurtzagmad created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtzagmad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nurtzagmad, it will have a low opinion of you.

Nurtzagmad's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Nurtzagmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near voles while wearing white shorts and balancing seven silver spheres on your back.

2. Run away if six mites approach from the west.

3. Never feed lots of lemons to foxes while wearing pink shirts.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

Yikcentaf is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, proud swan.

Yikcentaf created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yikcentaf, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yikcentaf, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Yikcentaf's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Yikcentaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Yikcentaf.

5. Always pray immersed in water.

Liggepcat is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, astonishing wasp.

Liggepcat created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Liggepcat, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Liggepcat, he will send you a sign.

Liggepcat's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Liggepcat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Liggepcat on top of important buildings.

2. Never paint your neck green.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not keep nine sheep in a large pit.

Yakdidsand is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, wise hippopotamus.

Yakdidsand created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakdidsand, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yakdidsand, he will curse you with boils.

Yakdidsand's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Yakdidsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face orange.

2. Always obey Yakdidsand's priests.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

Bafomtcip is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, impressive lion.

Bafomtcip created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafomtcip, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bafomtcip, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bafomtcip's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bafomtcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never hurt moths.

5. Always help sick squirrels.

Dumfenfigsugyogrulmap is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, witless goat.

Dumfenfigsugyogrulmap created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumfenfigsugyogrulmap, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dumfenfigsugyogrulmap, she will turn you into a hamster.

Dumfenfigsugyogrulmap's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Dumfenfigsugyogrulmap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always treat snails with great respect.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never wear jumpers.

Pigfadlog Kinsisquillfodquimxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, happy horse.

Pigfadlog Kinsisquillfodquimxuck created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigfadlog Kinsisquillfodquimxuck, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pigfadlog Kinsisquillfodquimxuck, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Pigfadlog Kinsisquillfodquimxuck's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Pigfadlog Kinsisquillfodquimxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of coconuts to seals while wearing black dresses.

2. Always help cats.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Erect a giant white sculpture of Pigfadlog Kinsisquillfodquimxuck in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.