Mutdumnak Rap Fatvenloop is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, flying fox.

Mutdumnak Rap Fatvenloop created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Mutdumnak Rap Fatvenloop, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mutdumnak Rap Fatvenloop, she will strike you with lightening.

Mutdumnak Rap Fatvenloop's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Mutdumnak Rap Fatvenloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never mention doves.

3. Never eat cherries.

4. Always help sick sharks.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

Catstip Niblancatquafbodwikcar is a god.

She takes the form of a large, intelligent porpoise.

Catstip Niblancatquafbodwikcar created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Catstip Niblancatquafbodwikcar, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Catstip Niblancatquafbodwikcar, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Catstip Niblancatquafbodwikcar's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Catstip Niblancatquafbodwikcar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help monkeys.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

4. Never feed carrots to capybaras while wearing ear rings.

5. Never think about archaea.

Nellkap is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, omniscient warg.

Nellkap created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellkap, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nellkap, it will be mildly annoyed.

Nellkap's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Nellkap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Nellkap in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Hide from yellow birds for they are unholy.

5. Do not stand on grass.

Rilmapbed is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish faun.

Rilmapbed created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilmapbed, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rilmapbed, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Rilmapbed's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Rilmapbed's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Rilmapbed in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Do not speak about bananas.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.

Kimfligveg is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, clever penguin.

Kimfligveg created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimfligveg, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kimfligveg, it will turn you into a duck.

Kimfligveg's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Kimfligveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. You must never eat cucumbers.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think about spacetime near horses while wearing cyan shorts and balancing five gold spheres on your hands.

Gudbapflam Mabxenbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, charitable rat.

Gudbapflam Mabxenbeg created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gudbapflam Mabxenbeg, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gudbapflam Mabxenbeg, he will turn you into a worm.

Gudbapflam Mabxenbeg's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Gudbapflam Mabxenbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick nematodes.

2. Voles are not to be trusted.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Gudbapflam Mabxenbeg on top of all buildings.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.

Fossbitcetfigbedyarl Gattalgom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, wise giraffe.

Fossbitcetfigbedyarl Gattalgom created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossbitcetfigbedyarl Gattalgom, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fossbitcetfigbedyarl Gattalgom, he will be very unhappy.

Fossbitcetfigbedyarl Gattalgom's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Fossbitcetfigbedyarl Gattalgom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick shrews.

2. Never feed lemons to snails while wearing corsets.

3. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

4. Always obey Fossbitcetfigbedyarl Gattalgom's priests.

5. Never write about dark matter.

Funfasfon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awe-inspiring unicorn.

Funfasfon created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Funfasfon, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Funfasfon, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Funfasfon's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Funfasfon's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight seals approach from the north.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Never sprint in the presence of tortoises.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.