Hasbellnart is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthoughtful toad.

Hasbellnart created a top quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasbellnart, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hasbellnart, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Hasbellnart's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Hasbellnart's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Retreat if seven whales approach from the east.

5. Do not cook food in pots.