Flamnurtfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, competent alligator.

Flamnurtfeb created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flamnurtfeb, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Flamnurtfeb, she will turn you into a rock.

Flamnurtfeb's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Flamnurtfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Flamnurtfeb in the centre of the settlement.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

3. Always help squirrels.

4. Run away if three whales approach from the east.

5. Always store garlic above ground.