Flandodart is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ill-tempered coyote.

Flandodart created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flandodart, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flandodart, it will try to impress you with trees.

Flandodart's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Flandodart's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all portents.

2. Never speak at midday.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Always pray immersed in water.