Targquaftal Parkhapfum Kopcemraw is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sage duck.

Targquaftal Parkhapfum Kopcemraw created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Targquaftal Parkhapfum Kopcemraw, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Targquaftal Parkhapfum Kopcemraw, it will ignore you.

Targquaftal Parkhapfum Kopcemraw's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Targquaftal Parkhapfum Kopcemraw's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven foxes approach from the east.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never curse while facing north.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always treat eagles with great respect.