Butfadflis is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, self-assured horse.

Butfadflis created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butfadflis, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Butfadflis, it will turn you into a slug.

Butfadflis' most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Butfadflis' Holy Commandments

1. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Never gather five badgers near wells.

5. Run away if six doves approach from the west.