Targkarhak is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, impressive hippopotamus.

Targkarhak created water four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targkarhak, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Targkarhak, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Targkarhak's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Targkarhak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during autumn.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

4. Always remove tights before entering holy places.

5. Hide if six eagles approach from the north.