Litmumgen Pidvedfarnjincibtanquart is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, stupid newt.

Litmumgen Pidvedfarnjincibtanquart created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Litmumgen Pidvedfarnjincibtanquart, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Litmumgen Pidvedfarnjincibtanquart, she will torture you forever.

Litmumgen Pidvedfarnjincibtanquart's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Litmumgen Pidvedfarnjincibtanquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record numbers concerning moons.

2. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

3. Always look after injured squirrels.

4. Never wear purple kilts on sacred days.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching silver.