Nurlragsab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, moody wyvern.

Nurlragsab created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Nurlragsab, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nurlragsab, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nurlragsab's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Nurlragsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume spinach at dawn.

2. Always help sick great tits.

3. Erect seven gold sculptures of Nurlragsab on top of important buildings.

4. You must pray to Nurlragsab five times a day.

5. Do not cook food in pots.