Mumhatlat is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, self-confident gnu.

Mumhatlat created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumhatlat, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mumhatlat, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Mumhatlat's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Mumhatlat's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching silver.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mumhatlat.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory.

4. Do not hurt gulls.

5. Do not drink alcohol.