Rigtig Febhasfum is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, loving penguin.

Rigtig Febhasfum created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigtig Febhasfum, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Rigtig Febhasfum, he will refuse to believe in you.

Rigtig Febhasfum's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Rigtig Febhasfum's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not prepare bread while wearing trousers.

4. Never remain kneeling at dawn.

5. Do not wear coats marked with gray.