Bodnibduss is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, boastful centaur.

Bodnibduss created Europe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodnibduss, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bodnibduss, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bodnibduss' most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bodnibduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never speak aloud of secrets.

4. Remain kneeling during prayer.

5. Never allow otters to sleep beneath your roof.