Gutyarlspag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, caring lion.

Gutyarlspag created a photon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutyarlspag, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gutyarlspag, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Gutyarlspag's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Gutyarlspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after gulls.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never speak at midnight.

5. Never feed lots of onions to bats while wearing indigo trousers.