Natbonkban is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, amazing sheep.

Natbonkban created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Natbonkban, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Natbonkban, he will send you a sign.

Natbonkban's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Natbonkban's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine sheep approach from the east.

2. Do not prepare cherries while filled with envy.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always treat rats with great respect.

5. Feed all hungry frogs.