Vedflagdab is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, prudent octopus.

Vedflagdab created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedflagdab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vedflagdab, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Vedflagdab's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Vedflagdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about photosynthesis.

2. Never wear green skirts.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not name children after shrews.