Bamrotwon is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, dishonourable lion.

Bamrotwon created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamrotwon, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bamrotwon, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bamrotwon's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Bamrotwon's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never sing near great tits.

3. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

4. Worship no other gods but Bamrotwon.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.