Botyokzaklun is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ill-tempered lion.

Botyokzaklun created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botyokzaklun, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Botyokzaklun, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Botyokzaklun's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Botyokzaklun's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with anger.

2. Do not study horizontal gene transfer on holy days.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Erect eight gold sculptures of Botyokzaklun on top of important buildings.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.