Zagwapaf is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, fast lobster.

Zagwapaf created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagwapaf, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zagwapaf, it will destroy your favourite star.

Zagwapaf's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Zagwapaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees in need.

2. Do not speak about nuts.

3. Never stain your neck with gray.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never mix limes with blood.