Hivbuscep is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, weak aardvark.

Hivbuscep created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Hivbuscep, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hivbuscep, she will turn you into a rock.

Hivbuscep's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Hivbuscep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never remain kneeling at midnight.

3. Never discuss chlorophyll in public assemblies.

4. Do not place gooseberries upon stone.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near hamsters while wearing indigo tights and balancing nine titanium spheres on your back.