Nadarfjen is a god.

It takes the form of a small, idiotic dolphin.

Nadarfjen created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadarfjen, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nadarfjen, it will turn you into a mole.

Nadarfjen's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Nadarfjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ultrasonics.

2. Do not name children after pigs.

3. Always obey Nadarfjen's priests.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never mark doors with red.