Dissatbut is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, kind wombat.

Dissatbut created the cosmos three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dissatbut, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dissatbut, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dissatbut's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Dissatbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not prepare aubergines while filled with envy.

3. Never speak of order in the presence of priests.

4. Never write about quantum gravity.

5. Never write about ribonucleic acid.