Zagjarnbit is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever jellyfish.

Zagjarnbit created a bottom quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagjarnbit, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zagjarnbit, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Zagjarnbit's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Zagjarnbit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick whales.

2. Do not gather at bridges at midnight.

3. Do not contemplate quantum mechanics during the night.

4. Never paint your neck mauve.

5. Pray only in darkness.