Vonlegzog is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, omniscient lion.

Vonlegzog created the cosmos two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonlegzog, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vonlegzog, she will curse you with boils.

Vonlegzog's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Vonlegzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist chaos.

2. Never adorn your legs with mauve markings.

3. Vonlegzog loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

4. Always act with purity when addressing priests.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics.