Gilabdunlik is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish centaur.

Gilabdunlik created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Gilabdunlik, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gilabdunlik, it will not invite you to parties.

Gilabdunlik's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Gilabdunlik's Holy Commandments

1. Always share figs with strangers, but never with monkeys.

2. Never run near turtles.

3. Always help rats.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.