Sastunsab Fenragomin is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, egotistical jellyfish.

Sastunsab Fenragomin created tapeworms six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sastunsab Fenragomin, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sastunsab Fenragomin, he will turn you into a dog.

Sastunsab Fenragomin's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Sastunsab Fenragomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear mauve.

2. Never run in the presence of elders.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sastunsab Fenragomin.

5. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.