Tiplamsad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, fussy wren.

Tiplamsad created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Tiplamsad, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tiplamsad, he will remove you from existence.

Tiplamsad's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Tiplamsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always act with humility.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Do not cook food in pots.