Dadcibhubbess is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, moody raven.

Dadcibhubbess created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadcibhubbess, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dadcibhubbess, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dadcibhubbess' most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Dadcibhubbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck purple.

2. Never allow gulls to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Dadcibhubbess.

5. Do not drink alcohol.