Vedyartnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, dishonest coyote.

Vedyartnutt created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedyartnutt, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vedyartnutt, he will think nothing of it.

Vedyartnutt's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Vedyartnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think ill of sick goats.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Vedyartnutt must be the most important thing in your life.