Tanlatnigboddimmutkip is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, ill-tempered toad.

Tanlatnigboddimmutkip created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tanlatnigboddimmutkip, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tanlatnigboddimmutkip, she will try to impress you with trees.

Tanlatnigboddimmutkip's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Tanlatnigboddimmutkip's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat aubergines.

2. Do not prepare lemons while wearing kilts.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Tanlatnigboddimmutkip loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.