Hittenlabnull is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unthoughtful goblin.

Hittenlabnull created the universe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hittenlabnull, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hittenlabnull, he will turn you into a tree.

Hittenlabnull's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Hittenlabnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear white tights.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never prepare beans during spring.

5. Do not gather at walls at dawn.