Nulveenbabgamvontanfagflat is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, resourceful manatee.

Nulveenbabgamvontanfagflat created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Nulveenbabgamvontanfagflat, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nulveenbabgamvontanfagflat, she will ignore you.

Nulveenbabgamvontanfagflat's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Nulveenbabgamvontanfagflat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Nulveenbabgamvontanfagflat in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.

3. Do not prepare cucumbers while filled with fear.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Never wear green scarves.