Car is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable coyote.

Car created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Car, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Car, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Car's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Car's Holy Commandments

1. Remain standing during prayer.

2. Do not take Car's name in vain.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Always act with purity.

5. Always obey Car's priests.